It’s that day of the year when all the dudes (made up of imbecilic youngsters who are above BPL population) around the world are under immense mental pressure and adrenaline rush. It’s not their exam day, nor is it the D day for their football try out. It’s Valentine’s Day.
I don’t think I need to elaborate on the specifics of all the charades they have to put up in these testing times. Each year they are pushed to their limits in terms of emotional intelligence, expression, creativity, and innovation. And not to mention it is the time of the year when they make the best use of their grey matter to optimize financial expenditure that can yield utmost productivity.
Other than the dudes and their gals, there is a massive engagement of corporations that are more than happy to suck the greenery out of these oblivious couples’ pockets by providing roses, teddy bears, cards, jewelry, etc. all through the preceding week. It’s almost a weeklong festival, beautifully concluded at theatres and diners.
However, contrary to what the intro looks like, this article is not about shaming Valentine’s Day or its followers; this article is about yet another demographic catastrophe pertaining again to youngsters, the spreading of darkness among the nerds (or the geeks or the otaku community, or whatever you like to call them/you yourself).
If you erroneously came under the impression at the start of the article that the ones who had girlfriends were part of my agenda, wait till you find out about girlfriendless nerds my friend. Gone are the days when nerds were outcasts, secretly urging to have a sexy girlfriend. A movie such as “She’s Out Of My League” or “The Girl Next Door” was once a novelty.
These days being a nerd is the in thing! So much so that the series “The Big Bang Theory” is more popular among normal guys than actual intellectuals. Superhero movies are crowding cinemas everywhere, teenager with myopia (a common trait of introverts) feel proud about their defect in vision, and people prefer prescription glasses similar to Clark Kent/Peter Parker instead of rimless designs which were famous a decade back. In fact, everybody tries to look and act like a nerd these days, even the girls for that matter.
But does that mean the actual nerds have blended in, now that they are socially acceptable. Well the problem is that it wasn’t others who ever repelled them. I am not so sure about 30 years back, when the movie “Weird Science” was released. But, while I was still a student, the nerds isolated themselves, not the others.
The thing is that the actual nerds today have a completely flipped mind set. Today’s pop culture is celebrating nerdism so much that they feel nearly invincible. They act all the same when compared to nerds back in 80’s, but the reason why they behave in a peculiar manner is totally different. Few days back I came across this troll that depicts the scenario quite perfectly:
“People think I am shy and that’s why I don’t participate in conversations, the truth is that I don’t really give a fuck about what they are talking about.”
What do I intend to prove? That nerds being popular tend to have girlfriends these days? No the actual nerds don’t. You wouldn’t know because as I said earlier, everyone looks and acts like a nerd these days and it is difficult to differentiate the real ones from the superficial ones.
The reason however to not get a girlfriend is that just-normal sexy isn’t enough for them, they are the elites these days after all. If you are a sexy girl who is into an actual nerd, chances are that even if you get to be his girlfriend, you will soon break up because Lara Croft in his Tomb Raider video game is a higher priority for him than you are.
Haven’t you guys noticed? The girls in video games are more than ever drop-dead gorgeous and insanely deadly these days. All decent Harley Quinn action figures sold out like crazy in the past few years, even more than the Dark Knight figure itself. I don’t even want to get started about how seductive the PHICEN dolls are.
No matter what fitness program a girl joins she cannot beat the curves of Tifa Lockhart. No matter what revealing outfit a girl wears, it wouldn’t be able to beat the sensuality of Princess Kileena of “Prince of Persia” series. Fan service is no longer something restricted to the Japanese manga/anime audience; over the years it has already penetrated comics, superhero movies, cosplays, and video games.
No wonder that something like having a “Waifu” is a well known phenomenon these days. A future Bill Gates in the making is likely to marry an intellectual woman. Why get a simply sexy wife when you can have a combination of sexy, deadly, and gorgeous right there stored in your video game console, brought to life with adaptive learning software and VR/AR headsets.
It wouldn’t be long when nerds decide to imitate what happens in the movie “Weird Science” or “Repli-kate”, not because getting a hot girlfriend is unfathomable for them, but because they wouldn’t settle for anything less than a Femme Fatale.
Coming back to present day, the question arises, what would a typical nerd be doing this Valentine’s Day? We asked one and got this reply: “Ayy Lmao!”
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Oh, BTW, here he is :: Right Here
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