Anticipation for and speculation about unannounced games has always been an interesting phenomenon among Video Games. And, Facebook user Reza Yudhistira, has a hilarious, and possibly accurate take on what the next Elder Scrolls game will be like. so here goes:
Bethesda has finally done it. After years of anticipation, it has announced the next installment in its hugely popular RPG series The Elder Scrolls. It’ll be called Elder Scrolls: VI. There has been widespread reports of people having multiple orgasms as a direct result of this news. Reports are also coming in that many gamers have come out on to the streets to celebrate this news and are shouting at the top of their lungs thinking themselves to be the real “Dragonborn”. Needless to say, Bethesda has revealed details about what the new Elder Scrolls game is going to feature and it looks poised to be the greatest game ever. Without further ado, let’s take a look –
1. Elder Scrolls VI will be released. Most likely in the future as a game can’t be released in the past. Our source believes it’s coming sometime in the 21st century but you can never be too sure considering how developers keep pushing its original schedule these days.
2. The game is confirmed to have characters. Leaks have suggested that the player will have to control the character to progress in the game.
3. The graphics will look 2% better than Skyrim’s and Fallout 4’s. Bethesda’s cardboard cut-out engine has been updated to incorporate PS3 2011 graphics like no other developer has offered before. That will definitely be a challenge to overcome since Fallout 4 is the most aesthetically pleasing game to date. Fanboys have already traded in their PS4s for PS3s as a direct result of this announcement.
4. The Elder Scrolls VI will not be released for the Atari 2600, Gameboy advanced, or Playstation 1. Reports are coming in of massive riots all over the world after this news broke.
5. The dialogue will be a masterpiece. We all know the dialogue in Skyrim was beyond the realm of human understanding, but it is confirmed that The Elder Scrolls 6 will take it to an even more incomprehensible level. We’re talking more than 3 lines of dialogue per character. The chances of hearing the same line is.. FUS DOH RAH!!
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