The civil war is truly an awesome movie, I must say. totally fun to watch, engaging right from the start to the end ( except for that time when I got a glimpse of a hot girl sitting in the next row, but that’s something too obvious to get a person distracted, so you shouldn’t count it in the least. Moreover, she was with her super hunky boyfriend and I avoid looking too much in such situations. So it was a fleeting moment and I was totally truly hooked to the movie for all its awesomeness. :p)
The best thing I liked was the balance that was maintained between CGI and live action sequences. Since we have already seen so much awesome stuff created with the help of CGI, it is straight out recognizable and repulsive nowadays.
However, there is something that really gets on my nerves; it is so hard to find someone speaking anything negative about this movie in the media. Agreed, the movie is great, but why the hell are you guys making my life so monotonous. In the recent past I have seen people either all praising or just flat out dejecting stuff unanimously. Deadpool: Bravo bravo!…..BvS: suck suck!
Even though I didn’t want to, but you guys just pissed me off in a bad way, and now I am compelled to fuck your brains out, by giving this movie a negative review.
First of all, this stupid movie starts off with the most lame-ass, unrealistic, boring and sloppy excuse to divide the avengers. Really? Civilian causality is the best thing the story writers can come up with? It would be OK if it was question partaking fictional Indian superhero team, but the US? In real life the guys from US blow up shit wherever they want whenever they want! Fucking China couldn’t do anything when they blew up their embassy by mistake in an air raid. Don’t even get me started about the wiki leaks, Iran, Afghanistan, Libya and Vietnam. If I talk too much at the moment I am afraid this site will cease to exist in the next few minutes.
I really doubt that even a couple of Nations would criticize the actions of Avengers in their dire situations, let alone more than a hundred of those who took a front against something American in the UN, as depicted in the movie. If you ask me, there wouldn’t even be as many nations criticizing anyone, even if George Bush were to receive a noble peace prize; anyone except for Kim Jong-Un, and even he would take a piss twice before saying anything against something American, maybe he does too.
Secondly, it is ridiculous to name this movie with the word ‘WAR’ inserted in it. Tyler durden and his pansies in Fight Club fought with better conviction than these clumsy goody-goody super heroes. When I used to take Martial Arts lessons, I had seen players from the same dojos beating shit out of each other for a worthless sports competition medal. Whereas these fuckers in the movie almost gave each other an apology butt kiss any time someone of the opposite team got seriously hurt.
I guess when the movie-makers named it the CIVIL WAR, they played a sarcastic joke; ‘Civil’ literally stands for civil behavior as an adjective attached to the ‘war’. What’s perhaps missing is Mahatma Gandhi acting as referee in their non contact bout, giving instructions such as “no eye gouging” and “no kick in the balls”.
The only guys serious in the movie are :
1) The winter soldier, who has to save his ass from police, covert forces and Black Panther or is in a state of mind control
2) The guy from the movie ‘Rush’, who is admirable to stick to the mood and do real business whenever he gets a screen-time
3) Black Panther, again always sticking to business; and
4) Iron-Man and Captain America combo, engaging in a real fight nearly at the end of the movie, when the villain has played his trump card.
It’s a good thing that Hulk and Thor were kept out of it; otherwise I suppose I would have had to see Ant-Man tickling them to death, when the fight ensued.
I usually keep logic out of my brain when I see movies. Long ago, I had ignored it when the Iron-Man suit totally neglected many scientific issues, including aerodynamics (that was a pain in the ass when I was still in college) and even transfer of momentum (principle of propulsion), I thought what the hell…the guy is a genius; no wonder he could harness power from a portable miniature nuclear reactor and flies a suit with the help of repulsor beams, since he even figured out graviton, the thing TARS figured out only after entering a black hole in the movie ‘Interstellar’.
There is no dispute regarding his genius man! After all he created a new element inside his busted mansion, after a hangover, making a particle accelerator all by himself, that too of a size of a couple of rooms (you guys at CERN should learn something….wtf are you guys upto, building a collider of 4.5 kms radius).
I didn’t mind when Ant-Man and hulk failed to conserve mass, for all I know, they are scientific marvels no less than the Iron-Man himself. But man, it really did pain my heart when I saw Stevey defy Newton’s Law of action-reaction (though momentarily) when he grabbed hold of a helicopter flying away in this movie. And this is just not fair; this is a blunder bigger than Deadpool earlier this year, bursting an oxygen cylinder all by itself from a spark, apparently without any plausible fuel which will partake in the combustion reaction.
Sorry people, I am crying now, I can go on, but I know many of you did not fully read this article. What? You read it but still didn’t like it? I just dare you to mock me in the comments below; it will only enrage me to shame Deadpool next time on this site. So long suckers!
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