The age old rivalry finally comes to a head. PC players now have scientific proof that they are better at the one thing that matters more than gaming. Sex.
There, I said it and science has my back! While console players were busy stroking the controller, the pussy has gone for guys with the mouse.
The study, by MyVoucherCodes, polled 2,747 partners of gamers in the UK, as part of research into the effect playing games has on relationships. After establishing which console was used by the respondents’ partners to play Video Games, the study asked, ‘How would you rate your partner in the bedroom?’
The results saw just 11 per cent respond ‘excellent’, while most – 27 per cent said their partner was ‘good’, 26 per cent said their partner was ‘average’ and a disappointing 20 per cent branded their partner’s bedroom skills as ‘below average’. When the results were broken down, it emerged that PC players had been rated the highest by their partners, with 54 per cent of PC gamers being described as ‘good’ or above and 22 per cent being regarded as ‘excellent’.
Xbox players also fared relatively well, with 47 per cent of them being described as ‘good’ or above. In contrast, Playstation gamers performed badly in the bedroom study, as only three per cent were described as being ‘excellent’ and eight per cent as very good.
After years of button mashing, Console players have learned that every finger matters, which sadly the controller does not demand. Dexterous PC players on the other hand have got their moves down tight.
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