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Testosterone Frenzy: Gears Of War Review
Ladies and gentlemen, get behind cover because today we are going back to a time where men drank steroid juice and ate testosterone sandwich for breakfast, and considered enemy intestines as suitable weapon skins for their guns, with most of them having chainsaws attached to them, if ever they needed to cut trees while killing foes. Come to think of it, they should’ve had that in Vietnam. Yes folks we’re talking about Gears of War. A tale of overly manly men who don’t have time to bleed. (Cuz only women bleed) One unfortunate morning their home planet gets attacked by by locusts, only not the kind sent by Yawheh upon the Egyptians in order to free his beloved people. These locusts are bigger, though they do come in swarms. You play as Marcus Fenix, a hulking piece of meat who had been cour...
Are Old Games Worth Playing Again: Assassin’s Creed Review
Remember back when Assassin’s Creed games used to fill you with a sense of wonder, and Ubisoft hadn’t started milking the franchise. Today we look back at the first game in the series, Assassin’s Creed. Released in 2008, Assassin’s Creed brought to life a huge gorgeous world set in holy lands of 12th century Damascus, Acre and Jerusalem. Now, I’m not a religious guy, but I’ve been told that Jerusalem is a real important place as far as religious matters are concerned. Doesn’t the Pope live there? Or was the Jesus fella born there? Also, if you never learned how to read, you can watch this video: Anyways, you played the role of Desmond, a bartender in the modern day, who, through the use of a machine called the “Animus”, is able to view the memories of his ancestors, embedded in his...